Tuesday, August 27, 2013

terrifying arsenal

i just checked my bag.

turns out today i'm carrying these items.

















and these.

















and in my car i have a leatherman tool, duct tape, assorted zip ties and bungee cords, some para cord, three gallons of water, a box of snacks, a set of bike tools, an emergency tarp and two spring clamps.

so essentially at any moment i might be able to find my way out of the woods, make simple repairs, perform basic first aid, and camp overnight if i get stranded somewhere.

yep, you should lock your doors when i go by because i might whip out a map protractor or a bandage or something.

flee in terror!

i'm not afraid to use a clinometer if i have to.


oh, no!!! not the tweezers!

run! hide your children! there's a NOTEBOOK in there!!!

QUAKE IN FEAR!

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